@007Rex_Inc: *Running late
*Light turns green but car in front wont go
*About to honk when reads bumper sticker: honk if you love disco
*Is late for work
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@mrtruthandsoul: I've decided to take some time off Twitter so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back
@dmc1138: Steve Miller: "Some call me the gangster of love." Rest of the Steve Miller Band: "Nobody calls him that."
@Kyle_Lippert: Mind: Be careful to protect yourself and don't jump right in. Heart: CANNONBALL!!!
@fsuflores: An ice bucket challenge ... But for when teenagers don't want to get out of bed and get ready for school.
@OohSnapItsChris: Party Questions by age 1-12: Will there be a Bouncy House? 17-20: Will there be alcohol? 22-27: Theres no kids right? 30+ Who's bday is it?
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