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@MummaCrazy: *Runs a bath

Me: ok, jump in

3: it's too hot

*Adds cold water

Me: Ok, get in

3: it's too cold

Apparently I gave birth to Goldilocks.

*Runs a bath

Me: ok, jump in

3: it’s too hot

*Adds cold water

Me: Ok, get in

3: it’s too cold

Apparently I gave birth to Goldilocks.

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