@sammyrhodes: S is my favorite letter because it changes biscuit to biscuits.
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@trevso_electric: If you see a woman holding Fifty Shades of Grey, smile and say "congratulations on your first book!"
@AimeeHelene1: Hi, I'm a fruit fly that could live here undetected, but, no, I'm gonna fly in this lady's face til she makes it her mission to destroy me.
@jergarl: I wanna join a gang so I can get in a street fight with a rival gang and intimidatingly snap my fingers to a clever song about friendship.