@sammyrhodes: S is my favorite letter because it changes biscuit to biscuits.
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@Fred_Delicious: "Dad can we get a puppy?" "No but we can get a submarine if you like?" [2 hours later 3000m beneath the pacific] "dad I should be at school"
@heartlessX0: Bartender: "Do you want a drink, miss?"nnMe: "What are my choices?"nnBartender: "Yes or No."
@SuperRandomish: Autocorrect changed "baby rattle" to "baby battle" and now I'm googling where to buy tiny weapons.
@PajamaStew: If human civilization had a narrator it would just be some guy repeating "Little did they know..." over and over and over.