@sammyrhodes: S is my favorite letter because it changes biscuit to biscuits.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@LoveNLunchmeat: STOP WHINING KIDS! If mommy wants to listen to a bunch of people whining for no reason, she'll log into twitter.
@OverlandParker: Every time I hear someone say "The Lord works in mysterious ways," I picture him performing miracles while doing the robot.
@nbadag: HER: [whispering seductively] tell me your wildest fantasy ME: [also whispering] owning a home