@sammyrhodes: S is my favorite letter because it changes biscuit to biscuits.
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@super_morgasm: You shouldn't be allowed to wear animal print if you are bigger than said animal.
@215potter: If the human race has a "signature move," its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing.
@Tw1tter_K1tten: Sent my husband to work with leftovers from dinner last night. His co-workers are going to be so jealous of his bowl of cereal.