@pleatedjeans: Sad that Batman's never seen a PG movie b/c he never had parental guidance
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@FierceMess: Sleep deprivation- because sometimes you cant afford drugs or alcohol but still want to feel delusional and irrational.
@Marlebean: It's like the only thing my kids learned from Snow White is that fruit is horribly poisonous.
@WillSaysStuff: I'd pray to God to help me with my overbearing KFC addiction, but seeing as the Colonel is my God, I can see that being counter-intuitive.
@jonnysun: Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom "wat abot that shadowy place. by 5pm it wil be in the sun" ..who told you about science