@pleatedjeans: Sad that Batman's never seen a PG movie b/c he never had parental guidance
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@notalogin: *Dentist's waiting room* *Trying to make conversation with other patient* So... I guess you have teeth, too?
@Brianhopecomedy: They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized that thermometers could be taken orally too.
@dafloydsta: DOCTOR: I'm afraid I've got bad news ME: *pulls an apple from pocket* DOCTOR: *sweating* GOOD NEWS, I MEANT GOOD NEWS