@aparnapkin: Saint West, the patron of selfies
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@WillSaysStuff: I'd pray to God to help me with my overbearing KFC addiction, but seeing as the Colonel is my God, I can see that being counter-intuitive.
@OakHill_: I learned a few things in Twitter Jail last night. 1. My wife's name 2. How to make a shank from a phone charger 3. I need Twitter
@KeetPotato: if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off