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@thenatewolf: Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle?

Me: that obvious?

Salesman: nobody asks "how loud is the vroom?" they ask "what's the vroomage?"

Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle?

Me: that obvious?

Salesman: nobody asks “how loud is the vroom?” they ask “what’s the vroomage?”

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