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@maebemarbles: *Santa lifts a rug while sweeping and finds a dusty, crumpled note*
"Please keep my family safe, love Bruce Wayne."
*Santa grows very pale*

*Santa lifts a rug while sweeping and finds a dusty, crumpled note*
“Please keep my family safe, love Bruce Wayne.”
*Santa grows very pale*

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