@TheMichaelRock: Sarcasm is like hitting someone in the face with a bat, but with words.
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@MikeCanRant: Black guy just told me "Stay up playa" but didnt say until what time and I usually go to bed around 11 so not sure what to do now.
@therealeatwood: ARTEMIS: No man shall boast he has seen Artemis bathe! *turns Actæon into a stag* [Artemis nudes go viral, 2.2M viewers turn into stags]
@JermHimselfish: As you get older, dirty talk turns into "Yeah baby, take that nap. Take all of it honey. You like that couch? Oh yeah, sleep on it..."
@LuvPug: Women don't mind compliments on their shoes from under a bathroom stall, it's when you ask to try them on that they get all weird about it