@Home_Halfway: Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Use your best judgment with a centaur.
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@TheFearBoners: The only thing more boring than Lance Armstrong's interview is the Tour de France.
@NintenDom: Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits.
@imadepoopstoday: Bring brownies to work. Spend the rest of the day asking coworkers, "you feelin anything yet?"
@jordan_stratton: Whenever you're feeling inadequate, remember: You know more about medicine than legitimate doctors during the civil war did.