@Home_Halfway: Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Use your best judgment with a centaur.
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@kerouac741: Seductively calls you out on your bullshit. Just kidding, I don't do anything seductively.
@bsnc64: "Here you go body some nutritious food, how bout some energy?" Body: "I shall make this into nose hair"
@KalvinMacleod: ME: did u know that there's no scientific evidence that flossing helps? DENTIST: this is my daughter's dance recital. Please leave us alone
@kentgrossarth: I don't understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here.