@Home_Halfway: Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Use your best judgment with a centaur.
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@myonlymizztake: When a CW is coming out of the men's room as I walk past, I always ask if everything went well because that's the polite thing to do.
@imchriskelly: "What charities do you donate to?" "I mostly just leave sunglasses all over the world."