@MavenofHonor: Saw a deer on my bike but didn't have my phone to take a pic. Hopefully one day he will return my bike tho
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@NikkiNeverAgain: Was told I can't use Wi-Fi at McDonald's unless I eat. So I am bringing a peanut butter sandwich.
@dubstep4dads: ZOMBIE 1: why do we eat brains? ZOMBIE 2: because. It's food for thought! haha ZOMBIE 1: [sigh]
@KalvinMacleod: [1st date] HER: I love when a guy speaks other languages ME: <html><body><p>hey</p></body></html> HER: *closes her browser, metaphorically*