@zachreinert03: Saw a friend really drunk last night so I took his car keys from him. Felt good, he was so drunk I doubt he remembers who stole his car
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@pattymo: AMERICAN SNIPER is, without a doubt, the most violent entry in the AMERICAN PIE series
@Just__J0: A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone.