@CMHorrocks: Saw @justinbieber on a piece of toast. Am I going to hell?
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@chopper4jk: The nice thing about Hide-and-Seek is your children voluntarily go in a closet and be quiet for 3 hours.
@pixelatedboat: I was the fastest gun in the West, I'd shoot you with a ham before you could even ask "What is that, some sort of ham cannon?"
@ohthatbadger: "Just this one more episode." you said, and all the voices in your head laughed and laughed, and slapped their knees.