@CMHorrocks: Saw @justinbieber on a piece of toast. Am I going to hell?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Fred_Delicious: Comic Sans walks into a bar. Barman says "sorry we don't serve your type in here"
@Brianhopecomedy: My 5 year old still has so much to learn. I asked him for a screwdriver and he brought me some sort of tool.
@amazymay72x: My 12yo son's protip: Buy larger sized clothes and you'll look like you lost weight. You're welcome.