@botsalot: Say no to drugs, kids. Wait until your thirties when you really need them.
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@SirEviscerate: NALA: Why can't you be the king I know? The king you have inside you? SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.
@omerwahaj: What's the name of that movie with that actor in which the guy does that thing with that other thing in that place during that time?
@SortaBad: *practices like 1000 times in the mirror* [at Starbucks] "One grander none-fatty flaparinno" barista: ... "I'll try again tomorrow"
@Parentpains: Good thing some people show their bare chest in their profile pic, otherwise we wouldn't have known they had a torso.