@Black__Elvis: Say what you will about Hitler, but the guy did kill Hitler.
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@ThePocketJustin: Why isn't there ghost dinosaurs? They didn't all finish their business. They didn't know the comet was coming.
@iinkedZombie: [stopped by cop] Cop: License & registration Me *slurring my words* Cop: Have you been drinking sir? Me: No, this is just who I am b4 coffee
@Brampersandon_: BOSS: You forgot my birthday didn't you? ME: *lighting candle* No what gave u that idea? BOSS: idk maybe that candle stuck in a urinal cake?