@DumbConfessions: Saying "excape "makes me wanna stab you in the "exophagus".
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@NickSwardson: Congrats to the person that invented the wobbly restaurant table. It's basically everywhere now.
@jonnysun: gettin prety good at makin baloon animals, so far i can make: - a snake - worm - eel - dog, hot - 2 snakes
@bobvulfov: BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called DARTH VADER: the death— [inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard] DARTH VADER: uh the health star