@whereami18: Saying no thanks to a CW's offer to hit me with their car so I could take the day off proves decisions shouldn't be made before coffee
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@thevirtualidiot: On second thought this "Thug's Life" tattoo probably shouldn't have been done in Comic Sans.
@scorpiusryan21: Had a skype interview yesterday and I completely avoided the fact that I am actually a centaur
@BAKKOOONN: luke, thats a persons name. whys everybodys star wars name gotta be like, hoobie doodoo or seb neb or something
@dafloydsta: ME: When Princess Leia kissed Luke, did you know they were brother and sister? GEORGE LUCAS: *laying in bed* How did you even get in here?