@TheSharona06: Saying "unwanted houseguests" is redundant. I just call them houseguests.
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@DepecheALAmode: Writing about 2 dinosaurs who hate crime. They make motorcycles & badges from the meteorite that killed their dino buds. Called TriceraCOPS!