@leshnevsky: Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!
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@Danny_McH2O: Kids, no one will ever understand you like your high school love. Get pregnant and marry them right away. You know better than everyone.
@PeachCoffin: *admires David at the museum* I can't believe a teenage mutant ninja turtle sculpted this
@fro_vo: "hey mister can i pet your dog?" "sure kid" "what kind is he?" "that there's a pure beef vienna son careful don't get mustard on your shirt"
@daemonic3: In a dog eat dog world, the chocolate lab is the most delicious, yet poisonous of all breeds.