@SlenderSwab: Screamed in horror as I woke to find two severed horse heads in my bed, but then laughed remembering I hadn't removed the one from yesterday
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@IGotsSmarts: My car broke down today. It confessed to a series of hit-and-run murders back in 2006.
@LnL245: I'm in awe of people who can pronounce camaraderie correctly the first, second or tenth time.
@truegritrumble: ME: *holding my crying newborn son* There. There. I ALSO find myself very upsetting.