@vineyille: [screaming over sirens] I SAID ACTUALLY YOU'RE NOT "FIGHTING" THE FIRE YOU'RE WATERING IT
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@Whatevah_Amy: If anyone breaks in, I take comfort in knowing they'll never get past the 20 pairs of shoes in the hallway.
@P_o_n_k: BEAR: You tryna fight, bro? SHARK: Just name a place BEAR: Parking lot. 4 o' clock. Come alone SHARK: Like...like an underwater parking lot?
@Parkerlawyer: Came home to find 13 doing the dishes without being asked. Now I'm just waiting on the police to get here with the news of whatever he did.
@domesticH: wish hard enough & anything can happen, they say. yet two hours later my stomach growls & my breakfast still isn't making itself. liars!