@ThirtyYearOld: Se7en is a great movie even if you haven't seen o1e, 2wo, thr3e, 4our, 5ive or 6ix.
@spacej_me: Some people have sex to make a baby but I prefer the old fashioned way of capturing a wild baby, and that's how I ended up in jail
@nachosarah: why do people live in regular houses when there are steakhouses
@FattMernandez: Who's the fax machine player in Skrillex?
@AverageCorners: Someday, when I'm really old, I hope I can sit my grandchildren around my rocking chair and text them pearls of wisdom.
@Token_Geezer: So, when does this adulthood thing start then?