@timdonakowski: *Searches “Yahoo” on Yahoo until Yahoo has an orgasm*
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@jaslakhmna: You may have a drinking problem - when your mother asks you to toast the bread.....and you raise your glass and say "here's to the bread"!
@GashleyMadison: "For a really awkward time, call me." -me, leaving my number on bathroom stalls.