@timdonakowski: *Searches “Yahoo” on Yahoo until Yahoo has an orgasm*
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@Matt_The_1st: Me: yes, I'll take the free burger Cashier: sir, you have to buy one to get one Me: I only want one though, the free one
@thefurlinator: if you're havin girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and they're all bottles of beer on the wall
@jedfudally: childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is
@NervousJr: People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends.