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@the_hawlk: SECURITY GUARD: "Sir, I have to check all backpacks"
ME: "ok"
*opens backpack*
*its full of hundreds of tiny backpacks*

SECURITY GUARD: “Sir, I have to check all backpacks”
ME: “ok” 
*opens backpack*
*its full of hundreds of tiny backpacks*

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