@junejuly12: Seeing a woman drinking, smoking, and gambling while in her wedding dress makes me realize I need to up my multi-tasking game.
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@Julian_Deane: Let’s move on now. if I had a pound for every time I heard a Brexit joke this week I’d nearly have a Euro.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: When driving: *shakes fist at pedestrians* When walking: *shakes fist at motorists* When running: *shakes fist at the murderer chasing me*
@dafloydsta: ME: When Princess Leia kissed Luke, did you know they were brother and sister? GEORGE LUCAS: *laying in bed* How did you even get in here?
@Hormonella: Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt.