@donni: *sees a shark in a homemade clam costume*
That's a pretty dubious clam
@buttgh0st: frodo: [doesnt know how to get to mordor, doesnt know how to fight, doesnt know who he should actually trust] i need to do this alone
@AndrewNadeau0: Because of aquariums I thought I loved marine biology but it turns out I just really like the idea of fish prison.
@djdarrellripley: Me: Who could that be? It's 2:00 in the morning.
Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock?
Me: It depends on how they were raised...
@DrinkingDad: "This is bullshit" - bull farmer giving barn tours
@TheReal_AndyMac: Thanks to Hurricane Sandy, my Facebook feed changed everybody from political analysts to weather people.