@donni: *sees a shark in a homemade clam costume*
That's a pretty dubious clam
@JllyJllyFish: Show someone you love them today by rearranging the apps on their phone.
@The_Sculptress: If I see someone stumble, catch themselves, & madly start looking about to see if anyone saw, I always make sure I make direct eye contact.
@CornOnTheGoblin: cause baby now we've got
you know we soaking in
so take a loofah for
cause baby now we baaathtubs [hey!]
@ShutUpThatsWho: [opening can of Russian Pringles]
once u pop u [inside can is a slightly smaller can]
huh [inside that can is an even smaller can]
@caseytduncan: The worst part about getting kidnapped would be when the news told everyone your real height and weight.