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@david8hughes: [sees ghost in my room]
Ghost: don't be scared
Me: I'm not
Ghost [points to wet patch]: you're a little scared
Me [nervously]: oh no a ghost

[sees ghost in my room]
Ghost: don’t be scared
Me: I’m not
Ghost [points to wet patch]: you’re a little scared
Me [nervously]: oh no a ghost

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