@fanofhell: [sees people filming a movie] yeah real original. a movie. like that's never been done before
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: I was buying ice cream, Pop Tarts and mayonnaise. She had organic vegetables & Kombucha. The check stand divider was mostly symbolic.
@MarylandMudflap: Slowly crawl towards your sleeping dog, put your face directly next to its face, and whisper "I know it's been you shitting in my yard."
@SlappNuttz: I just met a spider that jumped right at me when I tried to kill it. And that spider just met a man that does not need to live in a home.