Funny Tweeter

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@MartaEffing: *sees person I know in a crowd*
*waves enthusiastically*
* realizes I don't know person*
* changes enthusiastic wave to awkward fist pump*

*sees person I know in a crowd*
*waves enthusiastically*
* realizes I don’t know person*
* changes enthusiastic wave to awkward fist pump*

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