@wolfpupy: (sees someone doing a texas chainsaw massacre) um can you not
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@jake_lach: You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing
@FuckabillyRex: Paid a mime fifty bucks to follow me around for a day and do the jerk off motion every time I speak.
@bourgeoisalien: Is there an apology card for: Sorry I kidnapped your dog and made him run on a treadmill to power my toaster last week, or no?
@ch000ch: ME [8:49PM]: on my way, taking a crab GF [8:50PM]: u mean a cab ME [8:52PM]: not exactly. be there in several days