@wolfpupy: (sees someone doing a texas chainsaw massacre) um can you not
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@Maxine12339: Must spend less time with my dogs. Haven't bitten the mailman yet but I am starting to circle three times before sitting down.
@wickedsuga: Nothing says "I love you" like my cat aggressively bathing herself immediately after I pet her.
@Rlpihl: [raises hand in math class] HOW DO PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE SPAM CORPORATION KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GETTING UNSOLICITED EMAIL?