@twylaredsun: Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job
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@GingerHotDish: *waves arm in the direction of the lake* One day, all this will be yours. 12: Are you threatening to drown me? Me: Just make your bed, k?
@myonlymizztake: My experience with organized crime was getting two friends to help me tip a vending machine while I reached up inside for chips.
@LMHPhotog: *bursts into room Me: GUYS! GUYS! I FOUND A UNICORN Guys: Yeah sure,show us then! *holds up single kernel of corn *gets violently beaten
@TheWoodenslurpy: *walks into high school reunion with six-foot tall sack of flour* I took the assignment seriously. Anyway, this is Max... my son.