@TravLeBlanc: "Sensitive" guys who only retweet chicks, you're not fooling anyone.
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@BadJordon: Dominos just called to let me know my pizza's on the way. They correctly assumed I'd need time to find my pants.
@Georoyo: Marc Anthony jeans at Kohl's come in three cuts - tuberculosis, heroin addict and skeletor.
@KayRants: Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I'm reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild.