@Phook75: Seriously considering robbing the ski mask store down the street but I'm having the hardest time deciding what to wear
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@MrAdamBez: What do you mean I've had enough to drink?!! Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
@AstroKatie: You gotta feel for kids today, growing up in a world where all the good screen names are already taken
@Travon: Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section.
@TheMichaelRock: No thanks, flu shot. I look forward to three days off from work and returning looking like I was on a diet for six weeks.