@Carmensadie: Seriously guys, people drive like shit when I'm tweeting
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@TheChrisAngel: By tomorrow night America will be in a turkey induced coma. On Friday...Canada attacks.
@DONTJIMMYMEJULZ: My Masseuse just read 'Cinderella' to me ~ That's the last time I ask for a happy ending.
@jonnysun: a•c•q•u•a•i•n•t•a•n•c•e•s (tv show, sitcom): six peopel avoid grabbing a cup of coffee together for 10 years
@KelFocker: I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"