@Carmensadie: Seriously guys, people drive like shit when I'm tweeting
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@pauleggleston: I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!
@LackOfShame: Relationship Status: Married long enough to know when I hear her say "I love you," she's talking to our dog.
@Ideal_Victoria: Don't just lay there... Move! Bounce! Do something!! ~ me, pleading with my hair
@TheTalkingPipe: Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents.