@CheryeDavis: Set my phone to change K to Okay!! so I don't look rude. Now it looks like I'm all excited about stupid shit, and I'm Okay!! with that.
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@ceejoyner: Sometimes at the beach it's like "gross, is that a condom?" Yes. And it's staying on. Not looking to raise any shark children.
@SamePageDifDay: Soo... I guess when he asked for my number he didn't mean how many lovers I've had?
@koalaslament: if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover
@jergarl: [7am] *drinks 19 cups of coffee for work *can't stay awake [9pm] *takes a sip of coffee [2am] I should vacuum the dog