@LoveNLunchmeat: *sets down half eaten bag of potato chips on the elliptical*
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@Contwixt: "My water-bowl wasn't filled to its usual level so I stole your watch and peed in your shoes." --Cats
@GinAndJif: "Dave's coming for dinner tonight." "Dave from work or Dave who misquotes Disney...?" [from outside] "...hakuna banana."
@Tmoney68: There's a sign in this bathroom that asks us not to flush anything but toilet paper down the toilet & now I'm unsure how to proceed.
@nealbrennan: If people post just two more scripture quotes on Facebook, I will have officially read the entire bible.