@LoveNLunchmeat: *sets down half eaten bag of potato chips on the elliptical*
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@RelatableQuote: She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather
@OhNoSheTwitnt: "Welcome to the jungle" Thanks. "We've got fun and games" Cool. "You're in the jungle" We've established this "You're gonna die!" Wait what?
@SirEviscerate: *holding huge scissors* I hereby declare The Factory That Makes High Voltage Wires That Look Like Ceremonial Ribbons officially open for-
@DanRather: The U.S. Military is the most fearsome fighting force the world's ever known. That we're amassing thousands at the border to "repel" desperate women and children 100s of miles away is an insult - to those in uniform, to the intelligence of the American people, and to our values.