@weinerdog4life: Sex is a lot like Mario Kart, you go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.
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@buhsbaby_baby: Remember how they drove in 90's TV sitcoms...the horribly fake steering wheel turning - left right left right? That's how I actually drive.
@JimmerThatisAll: I live in a high crime neighbourhood if you count downloading gardening shows illegally.
@DionneMcNutt: There's 3 ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone or forbid your kids to do it.