@jaibashman: shaking hands is weird, it's like "hey, i don't know you. let's touch each other"
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@Ms_Shazam: "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." - Me to my children.
@Nikkeya08: "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.." Him: Do you have to say that everytime we visit my mom?
@Izianikapani: I got hooked on Italian food in high school after my dealer sold me a bag of oregano.