@jaibashman: shaking hands is weird, it's like "hey, i don't know you. let's touch each other"
@SardonicTart: *Wakes up*
"Wow I feel pretty good"
"Maybe I spoke too soon"
@That_Damn_Duck: Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me.
@Bob_Heller: Sorry I interrupted your wedding dance with a much much better dance
@Paige__xxx: Marriage means commitment. So does insanity.
@audipenny: When someone tries to argue with me I'm like "hey pal let me stop you right there" and then physically turn them around to face someone else