@tabsickle: She asked me for time and distance. I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
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@the_paramedicK: *proposes to girlfriend* *accidentally drops ring in the street* "I'll still marry you" Sorry, I'm married to the streets now
@SoAnyway1: I remember the first time I saw my girlfriend, her hair was blowing in the wind, but she was too proud to run after it.
@danjan13: Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am.