@tabsickle: She asked me for time and distance. I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
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@MUMSIEesq: 4YO: "So Santa comes down the chimney, into our house, while we're all sleeping?" ME: "Yup." 4YO: "And we're all just okay with that?"
@LoveNLunchmeat: Around my neighborhood I'm affectionately known as "Please stop taking pictures of my flowers you weirdo."
@Try2StopME: Interviewer: "So why should we hire you?" Me: "Cause I need a job very badly." Interviewer: "So?" Me: "And you have a vacancy. BINGO"