@RandomRamblr: She believed me when i said concentration camps were for people with Attention Deficit Disorder.
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@jonnysun: *wakes up before alarm goes off* please be 5am please be 5am *checks time* 2:34pm, februrary 25, 2054. NOOOOOOOOO
@fro_vo: me folding laundry: ugh another sock is missing puppet on my hand: how does that keep happening
@MindyFurano: if you can't handle me at my worst is there another preferably more affordable therapist you can refer me to
@HenpeckedHal: In my defense, I never said that I had "completed the project." I said that I was "done working on it." Two totally different things.