@RandomRamblr: She believed me when i said concentration camps were for people with Attention Deficit Disorder.
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@DadandBuried: Get married and have kids so you can spend your Saturday going apple picking instead of doing LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.
@atanya1111: "Sorry, her father is a pterodactyl" - me with the screeching baby in the grocery store.
@Schroofles: I hate babies when they are crying. I hate people who love babies & think babies are cute. I hate grown up babies who make more babies.