@DurtMcHurtt: She can't leave if you're wearing all of her clothes.
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@Spaziotwat: I can finish The Times' crossword in under five minutes but I struggle to eat the whole paper
@drewjanda: It was a classic Cinderella story: I walked into strangers' houses and made women try on a shoe I found
@michaelianblack: How come my wife can't hold her bladder for more than three hours but she can hold a grudge for fourteen years?