@DurtMcHurtt: She can't leave if you're wearing all of her clothes.
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@Adam_Kingsnorth: The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park
@NotthatAdamWest: "Bless your heart" is southern for "I'm pretty sure you were dropped on your head as a child."
@GibJimson: My family doesn't get together a lot during the holidays. We see each other enough throughout the year at all the interventions.
@Gooooats: Oh, you want to know if I'm a good kisser? *puts cherry stem in mouth* *spits out entire wicker bed and makes out with you on it*