@FroggyGonnaJump: She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss.
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@squirrel74wkgn: Grandpa: Music today is terrible Me: Here, try this *hands him iPod* Grandpa: Fine *slides iPod into tape deck*
@Weird_Rash: Just got arrested for racing my Segway wearing an adult diaper and a Viking helmet. Still not clear which law I broke.
@GrillinChillin9: Occasionally I set cases of beer out for the garbage men. Never know when you might need them to take out "suspicious" trash w/out questions