@FroggyGonnaJump: She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss.
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@TYrannosaurus: Auto correct doesn't work when I use caps lock. My phone is like "woah, better let this dude cool down before I tell him he's wrong"
@Playing_Dad: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE HIDING BEHIND THE CORNER. THEY ARE GOING TO JUMP OUT AND TAKE YOUR PHONE, WALLET AND PURSE.
@TheMichaelRock: December 23rd should be called Christmas Adam since it always comes before Christmas Eve.