@FroggyGonnaJump: She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss.
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@Shut_up_Marissa: CW: How was your weekend? *finds nearest object* "Hello?" CW: Are you talking to a stapler? "I'm sorry, I have to take this."
@Sohail__300: Everyone talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. Personally I'm not looking to develop a heart problem
@SoulYodeler: Omg I'm so thirsty- *Kool-Aid Man busts through wall* OH YEAHH *Sugar-free zero calorie Kool-Aid Man jiggles door handle* LITTLE HELP HERE
@justabloodygame: Lmao at people who 'play Devil's advocate' like Lucifer doesn't already own all the lawyers.