@forcemajeure40: She said she was a free spirit. That's good. Wasn't sure how I'd pay for a spirit.
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@kevinseccia: When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a Transformer?
@T_Bonezzz: Thanks, motion sensor restroom sinks, I only wanted to wash my hands for 0.0000251 seconds anyway
@Reverend_Scott: If you watch the movie Twister backwards it's the story of friendly tornados saving lives, rebuilding destroyed towns and playing with cows.