She won't admit she's obsessed with Instagram… But her kids' names are Brannan, Kelvin, and Valencia.

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@McCutty1: She won't admit she's obsessed with Instagram...

But her kids' names are Brannan, Kelvin, and Valencia.

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@pixelatedboat: Wow, what a moving acceptance speech from John Lithgow:

@FunnyTunes: Me : I have changed my mind. Wife : Hope the new one is working.

@ChipKellysBalls: What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon? Just water?

@shutupmikeginn: Just saw IT. Cool movie, but I gotta ask: what was up with that clown?? Killing kids? Not good.

@FemaleTexts: yall i cant breathe rn

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