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@davedittell: "she's too good for him"
"he doesn't deserve her"
"she should be with me"
"I need a good girl like that"
--me looking at other people's dogs

“she’s too good for him”
“he doesn’t deserve her”
“she should be with me”
“I need a good girl like that”
–me looking at other people’s dogs