@Douchekevin: SHHHHH!!!!!!! I just got followed by a Jehovah Witness. All of you keep quiet and pretend we aren't home...
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@hazelmotes1: Having children really brought me and my wife closer together. We have a common enemy now.
@seamusmckracken: One day my dad was outside watching a thunder and lightning storm and my mom brought him a metal chair to sit in. A love story
@Puncroaker: Me; Right, some revision? Son: K Me: Start with chemistry? Him: K Me: Periodic table? Him: K Me:What's the symbol for potassium? Him: Dunno