@Douchekevin: SHHHHH!!!!!!! I just got followed by a Jehovah Witness. All of you keep quiet and pretend we aren't home...
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@hipstermermaid: The year is 2030: All corporations have merged and every night before bed you say a prayer to your cable company.
@LosLos__: My parenting book would be just a series of "Shhh" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions.
@DurtMcHurtt: I have the confidence of a bald headed eagle, and the shy modesty of his distant relative the combover falcon.
@ninatreemonkey: Equally cool alternatives to air guitar: Air slap bass Air harmonica Silent pig auctions Balloons hitting people The letter Q