@imdaintyaf: Shipwreck diary, Day 32,567: So, turns out I'm immortal.
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@T_Bonezzz_: Approx 4,500yrs ago men would wake up everyday to build the great pyramid. I got up this morning with anxiety about unloading the dishwasher
@thats_a_morey: What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day? I want to know her secret
@robfee: I would watch a reality show that's nothing but goth kids trying not to smile while riding on a jet ski.
@Home_Halfway: I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality.