@curlymalloy: Shit, I just wasted a good corn dog, by eating It with no guys around.
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@KimmyMonte: before camouflage clothing was invented, people would just stand still and make tree noises.
@SteveKoehler22: Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon't tell...iPromise