@curlymalloy: Shit, I just wasted a good corn dog, by eating It with no guys around.
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@KevinFarzad: To everyone with a motorcycle: your motorcycle is very loud & we are all very proud of you.
@ThaJawn: Cop: Second time this week Me: I thought I could be brave C: Yeah I know, this slide is pretty high for you, now just take my hand M: ok
@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: You only half-listen to me. You're in a boatload of trouble. Me: Yes, let's buy a boat.