@curlymalloy: Shit, I just wasted a good corn dog, by eating It with no guys around.
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@infamousone96: You tell me to "walk a mile in your shoes" but the second I break into your house to steal your shoes, you call the cops. Make up your mind.
@NurseMurderer: Objects in the mirror may appear like you've been depressed and have eaten a lot the last 3 years.
@ScottWesterfeld: Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies.