@Ndeshi_M: Should I ever become president everyone who uses the word “bae” will be sterilized.
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@ScreaminZeman: I only ever learned a couple karate moves, so you could say I know partial arts.
@famouscrab: some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what
@shariv67: Boy, your name must be Adobe cuz when you call me up for a date, I say "Ask me again later."
@DarkerWillow: So eBay takes 10% of your profits and Craig's List is 100% free, but with the chance of being murdered...such a dilemma