@Ndeshi_M: Should I ever become president everyone who uses the word “bae” will be sterilized.
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@SteveKoehler22: Music can take you places instantly. Like whenever I hear Nickelback playing on my car radio... It instantly takes me to another station.
@truegritrumble: BOSS: Show the new guy around. (Hours Later) NEW GUY: I think the boss meant around the office. ME: *holding my model planes* You don’t like my house?
@ibid78: GOD: let's make an armored raccoon that turns into a bowling ball ANGEL: but why wou- GOD: and we'll call it an armadillo for some reason