@Ndeshi_M: Should I ever become president everyone who uses the word “bae” will be sterilized.
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@Darlainky: Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, "That completes my order" before they ask.
@Co_Mill: Me: *works out entire body a lot* Arms: Lol no Abs: Ehhh Butt: haha what Thighs: I WILL BE THE LARGEST IN THE UNIVERSE
@thebeckyard: "Mom, you need to calm down with how much cheese you've been buying." *silently writes him out of my will*