@MichaelTrying: Shouldn't elevators have a different name for the trip back down?
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@LetMeStart: Son: How do you always know when we lie? It's like you're a psychic or a wizard or something. Me: The word you're looking for is "mother."
@JizzleLizzle: Got so high last night we searched for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look