@MichaelGoffLA: Shouldn't elevators have a different name for the trip back down?
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@DomesticGoddss: Me: What's the suite number on that address? 8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.
@causticbob: A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.